Not A Banana | Patrick "Auggie" White

Patrick "Auggie" White
	Hometown Midwest (Ohio) Date Of Birth February 20th
Biography I was born where the I-71 and I-70 freeways meet in the heart of the Midwest - Ohio. With the crossroads of this great nation buzzing in the background, I grew like the nearby cornstalks - tall and straight with a classical, yet elegant husk to which the morning drops of dew seemed to cling just slightly longer than the rest of the crop; the fruit hidden by my golden husk was robust and sweet; my stalk slightly stiffer than most. And I was deeply cared for. I went to 15 years of Catholic school, including pre-school, which left me with a penchant for ladies in plaid skirts and a deep understanding of guilt. Through it all, I was making funny noises and telling ridiculously outlandish stories to impress my "friends". In high school, I was always on stage crew, while my twin brother was the performer. I graduated college, but cannot remember where or when. I have dipped my toe into the acting world with NAB for two reasons. First, I have nothing better to do. Second, I am actually awesome. Please enjoy my antics as Whitey Brownbeard in the Land Pirates series. I drew inspiration from my stroke-addled, cottish great-uncle in order to flesh out this meaty character.