Jan
24
2012
(no title)
4:13 pm




The Land Pirates have a tough time making an entrance...


Jan
24
2012
(no title)
4:13 pm




The Land Pirates have unwittingly chased a would be actor into his audition and get their chance at stardom.... Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Featuring: Jonathan Brett as The Casting Director Nicole Serrat as Receptionist A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...


Jan
24
2012
(no title)
4:12 pm




Sometimes the Land Pirates get their lines right. Most of the time, they end up as bloopers...


Jan
24
2012
(no title)
4:11 pm




In the second webisode of Season 2, The Land Pirates come across a magic lamp. Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Featuring: Michael Teh as The Genie A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...


Jan
24
2012
(no title)
4:10 pm




The Season 2 premiere of The Land Pirates find our mates looking for a new ride. When they encounter your average joe, Teddy Tutson, they decide to take his Landship. http://www.thelandpirates.com http://www.notabanana.com


Sep
26
2011




The Land Pirate wedding has finally come and nothing can stop it... except some wedding crashers.

SEASON FINALE

Starring: Steve Neumann, Patrick Auggie White, Maxx Maulion, Elizabeth Ammann Jennie Taber, Natasha Rose Capener, Mohammad Hussain, Harry Hannigan, Frank Wolff.

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Edited by Murph
A Not A Banana Production
http://www.notabanana.com
http://www.thelandpirates.com



Sep
26
2011





Just hours before the wedding, Captain John Denver and Maximilian Hook wonder where Whitey Brownbeard could be as Maureen frets over the loss of her cousin.

Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production
http://www.notabanana.com
http://www.thelandpirates.com



Sep
26
2011





As Land Pirates go in search of their tripping bud, Whitey Brownbeard, the girls continue their plan to foil the wedding by calling up the mysterious and odd Sand Ninja.


Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production
http://www.notabanana.com
http://www.thelandpirates.com



Sep
26
2011





While the girls enjoy their bachelor party, Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard must go through the ancient Land Pirate ritual of "The Drinking of the Cups."


Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production
http://www.notabanana.com
http://www.thelandpirates.com



Sep
26
2011





Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard and his sweet Maureen are excited about their upcoming nuptials, but their friends have other ideas.


Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production
http://www.notabanana.com
http://www.thelandpirates.com



Sep
26
2011





Our not so friendly pirates have the tables turned on them, but love, like hope in a better grog, springs eternal.

Starring: Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com
The Land Pirates website



Jun
15
2009





Our lovable scallywags find that dating sucks just as much for pirates as the rest of us.

Credits: Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production
http://www.notabanana.com


Mar
16
2009




A turtle raped a shoe.
Now Turtle from Entourage is getting in on the action!


Mar
16
2009




Not A Banana cast member Elizabeth Ammann played Mary Jane in "Guitar Heroes" and vents about her character. 


Feb
22
2009




Cast member Steve is saddened by the cancellation of Not A Banana's Webseries, "Guitar Heroes."

Starring: Steve Neuman
A Murph Joint


Oct
30
2008
Pailn Zone
12:02 pm



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You thought "Danger Zone" was the greatest song ever... you were wrong. Get ready to have your balls rocked off by the "Palin Zone".

Starring: Sarah Adina as Sarah Palin
Guest Starring: Mohammad Hussein as That Damn Terrorist

Music by Vekstar
www.myspace.com/vekstar

A Not A Banana Production
Written by Murph, Frank, and Sarah Adina
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank


Oct
30
2008



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These are the bloopers from Whitey Brownbeard singing his song and berating people who participate in Talk Like a Pirate day.


Starring: Patrick "Auggie" White
Guitar playing by: Justin Kuhn

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank
A Not A Banana Production


Sep
30
2008



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Two Not A Banana cast members start a romance that involves a love triangle, mustaches, and Italian boy bands.


Starring:
Christopher DeMaci
Jennie Taber
Dristopher DeMaci

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

A Not A Banana Production


Sep
17
2008



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Another Land Pirate rants against "Talk Like a Pirate Day". The day might even be racist.

Starring:
Maxx Maulion

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

A Not A Banana Production


Sep
17
2008



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A hatred filled musical tribute to "Talk Like a Pirate Day" by one of our land pirates. Who will save your soul?

Starring:
Patrick "Auggie" White

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

A Not A Banana Production


Sep
17
2008



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Them damn scallywags created "Talk Like a Pirate Day" and our Land Pirates don't like it. Not one bit. Where's "Talk Like a Land Pirate Day" huh?

Starring:
Steve Neumann

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

Not A Banana Production


Aug
03
2008





Peter Retardelli gets in touch with his inner caveman, as Gabby and Christy escape from the Fist Gang.

Starring:
Michael Ciriaco
Nick DeGaetano
Mohammad Hussein
Danielle Kaplowitz
Auggie White

Featuring:
Lila Dean

Music by: Vekstar
http://www.myspace.com/vekstar

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank


Jul
15
2008





A recap of the first three episodes of the critically acclaimed web series, "Guitar Heroes".

Starring:
Sarah Adina
Elizabeth Ammann
Natasha Rose Capener
Michael Ciriaco
Nick DeGaetano
Christopher DeMaci
Mohammad Hussein
Danielle Kaplowitz
Maxx Maulion
Steve Neumann
Jennie Taber
Auggie White

Featuring:
Bill Beck
Lila Dean
Mike Rofe


Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank

A Not A Banana Production
www.notabanana.com


Jun
02
2008





Have you ever wondered what Not A Banana is... well, have you? You're about to find out.

Footage from: Mr. Hart
Edited by: Murph
A Not A Banana Production


May
12
2008





Down a mate, our remaining Land Pirates are accosted by a landlubber that wants to become part of the club.

Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion

Music by: Vekstar

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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