Our lovable scallywags find that dating sucks just as much for pirates as the rest of us.

Credits: Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production
http://www.notabanana.com

Cast member Steve is saddened by the cancellation of Not A Banana's Webseries, "Guitar Heroes."

Starring: Steve Neuman
A Murph Joint

You thought "Danger Zone" was the greatest song ever... you were wrong. Get ready to have your balls rocked off by the "Palin Zone".

Starring: Sarah Adina as Sarah Palin
Guest Starring: Mohammad Hussein as That Damn Terrorist

Music by Vekstar
www.myspace.com/vekstar

A Not A Banana Production
Written by Murph, Frank, and Sarah Adina
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

These are the bloopers from Whitey Brownbeard singing his song and berating people who participate in Talk Like a Pirate day.


Starring: Patrick "Auggie" White
Guitar playing by: Justin Kuhn

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank
A Not A Banana Production

Two Not A Banana cast members start a romance that involves a love triangle, mustaches, and Italian boy bands.


Starring:
Christopher DeMaci
Jennie Taber
Dristopher DeMaci

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

A Not A Banana Production

Another Land Pirate rants against "Talk Like a Pirate Day". The day might even be racist.

Starring:
Maxx Maulion

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

A Not A Banana Production

A hatred filled musical tribute to "Talk Like a Pirate Day" by one of our land pirates. Who will save your soul?

Starring:
Patrick "Auggie" White

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

A Not A Banana Production

Them damn scallywags created "Talk Like a Pirate Day" and our Land Pirates don't like it. Not one bit. Where's "Talk Like a Land Pirate Day" huh?

Starring:
Steve Neumann

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

Not A Banana Production

A commercial from Canada offering a better health care solution for Americans. Introducing the Canadian Health Care Spokesman, Dr. Canada. And more importantly, the Hot Nurses.

Starring:
Elizabeth Ammann as Hot Nurse #1
Suzy Beck as Hot Nurse #2
Michael Ciriaco as Dr. Canada

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

A commercial from Canada offering a better health care solution for Americans. Featuring Canadian Health Care Spokesman, Dr. Canada. This time Dr. Canada helps a man recover from a lion attack. And as always, the Hot Nurses.

Starring:
Elizabeth Ammann as Hot Nurse #1
Suzy Beck as Hot Nurse #2
Michael Ciriaco as Dr. Canada
Nick DeGaetano as Limbless man

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

Not only can you use a Nintendo Wii to have fun with your friends, you can also use it to get laid. Not A Banana will show you ways to seduce women using your Wii.

Starring:
Natasha Rose Capener
Danielle Kaplowitz
Maxx Maulion
Jennie Taber


Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank

The new cast of Not A Banana Productions.

The Not A Banana theme was written and performed by:
Vekstar

Lindsay, Britney, Jessica, and Paris get some tips from the Ghost of Anna Nicole.
Starring:
Sarah Adina
Natasha Rose Capener
Danielle Kaplowitz
Nicole Neuman
Jennie Taber

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank